Sunday, November 22, 2015

Being a Young Woman With Strong Views



            “Your professors must be feeding you the wrong information”. “You must have learned these things from your parents”. “You’re way too opinionated for being so young”. Being an almost-18-year-old woman, these are phrases I have constantly heard throughout my teenage years. Whether it is for my views on marriage equality, immigration, or health care, those older than me are constantly scrutinizing my views, and telling me I’m too young to hold such opinions. This has never made sense for me. Isn’t it a good thing I am taking interest in issues such as these at a young age? After all, everyone does say that children are our future. 
  
            The interesting part is I am not even a child anymore! In less than a month I will be 18 years old. This means I will have the power to affect the outcome of our next presidential election! Doesn’t a decision such as this require being strong in one’s convictions? I cannot even share an interesting political article on Facebook without family commenting on it at the next family get-together, claiming MSU must be pushing their “liberal agenda” on their students. I, however, do not believe this is the case. I have been opinionated for as long as I can remember. And no, my parents did not pass down this trait to me. My parents have always been very neutral when discussing political ordeals with my brother and me. They never told us that they identify as democrat or republican until I was old enough to be able to ask for myself. I have very different views from my family on some issues, and some similar opinions. I take pride in being able to think for myself, and I consider this a very valuable trait for a college student to possess.

  
            I pride myself on being a loud, opinionated, liberal feminist. These traits are part of me and they are nothing to be ashamed of. Being loud helps me get my point across. Otherwise, who will listen to the 5’0 college freshman? Being opinionated shows I am able to think on my own. It shows I am passionate about what I believe in and I stick to my guns when challenged. Being a liberal is simply a label for the views that I already have. I did not develop these views with the goal of being labeled a liberal, but that being said, it is not a label I am ashamed of. And being a feminist is synonymous with having common sense. I believe it is a must for the political, social, and economic equality of the sexes to become a reality, and I do not see anything wrong with that. 
   
Yes I am opinionated. But I am also passionate, strong, tolerant and informed. And I see nothing wrong with that.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

How To Spot a Fuckboy



 If I’ve learned anything so far at Michigan State, it’s how to spot a fuck boy. I’m basically Dora The Explorer when it comes to spotting those who belong to this subset of the male gender. This skill is CRUCIAL in college because statistics state that 1 in 5 males on MSU’s campus fit the criteria for a Fuckboy. (I also made that shit up but that is beside the point) Here are some fool-proof ways to strengthen your fuckboy detector so you can enjoy college without the fear of being trapped by a wild fuckboy.

                                                    1.    “Wanna play 20 questions? ;)”
CAUTION: if any guy says this to you, drop that boy FAST. This is the ever-popular mating call of the fuckboys of the world. If he is able to fool you into playing this little game, you will quickly learn; it goes from favorite color to your opinion on BDSM real quick.



2.    Devout follower of the meninist Twitter page
If he truly believes that meninism is a valid movement and identifies as such, I really don’t have much to say except GET TF AWAY FROM THAT LIL SHIT.

3.    At a party, he keeps getting you drinks.
If his intention is clearly to get you drunk, he is BAD NEWS (and also 100% a fuckboy). An effective defense against this breed of fuckboy is to dump Bud Light on him and he will most likely melt like the lil bitch he is.

4.    You met him on Tinder.
Don’t get me wrong, there are some genuinely nice boys on Tinder, but finding them is the equivalent of finding a needle in a haystack. So swipe your heart away, but with caution. If they message you something along the lines of “Damn, I didn’t know there were angels on Tinder”, once your eyes are done rolling to Saturn and back, left swipe the fuckboy.

5.    He only texts you late at night
Pretty sure I don’t need to elaborate much on this one. He’s obviously just a horny little boy who needs some late night company.

                                   6.    He only ever wants to “Netflix and Chill”
Unfortunately, I learned this the hard way. I met this kid and we were talking about how we both love American Horror Story, so I invited him over to watch it with my suitemate and me that night. He took this as ‘Netflix and Chill’, when I really just wanted to WATCH AHS AND CHILL. He then proceeded to get super drunk, try to hook up with me, and then didn’t talk to me again.

7.    He slut shames
So let me get this straight. You expect girls to hook up with you the moment you meet, but then you shame them for being sexually promiscuous. I mean I’m no math expert but I’m pretty sure that equals a FUCKBOY.
(Also applicable to guys who refer to women as “bitches,” “hoes,” “sluts,” etc.)

8.    He begs for nudes
Fuckboys are nude-ivores. In order to stay alive, they do whatever it takes to get ‘the nudes’. They also assume everyone else is the same way.  There is a common misconception among fuckboys that women enjoy and benefit from dick pics. A little tip for you boys, NOT ALL GIRLS LIKE THAT SHIT. Dicks aren’t cute. They are creepy and weird looking.

9.    He claims he’s “not like other guys”
Hint: he most likely is.

10. He hits on girls at the gym
Enough said


How do you spot a fuckboy? Let me know by commenting or tweeting me at @allieetzin!

xoxo,
Allie